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Gruesome Dump 3:16 Thu Oct 7
Yorkshire tea

What a load of bollocks. Pale, insipid nonsense. My teabag currently sat in a mug of hot water…bereft. Like an untouched sandwich at a sad buffet.

All fur coat and no knickers. Shambolic tea shithousery.

Mr Kenzo 3:18 Thu Oct 7
Re: Yorkshire tea

Made worse by the advert with that cunt Sean Bean in it

Block 3:19 Thu Oct 7
Re: Yorkshire tea

Yorkshire Tea is for homos. I assume this is why you've consumed it, Dump son?

Westside 3:21 Thu Oct 7
Re: Yorkshire tea

Serves you right, for putting a tea bag in a mug. Belongs in a pot.

simon.s 3:23 Thu Oct 7
Re: Yorkshire tea

Tea has to be strong. All about the milk content too.

SurfaceAgentX2Zero 3:23 Thu Oct 7
Re: Yorkshire tea

It's weak as piss. And it's shit. It's probably spittle and ear wax, too. Basically, it's excretia.

riosleftsock 3:24 Thu Oct 7
Re: Yorkshire tea

Used to be good, but its crap now. I think the company went woke too.

Better off just buying your local supermarket red label or some decent assam bags (tesco finest are pretty good) if you like half decent strong tea

Far Cough 3:26 Thu Oct 7
Re: Yorkshire tea

It's made from the leftover shavings of Geoffrey Boycott's testicles





AVOID

Nurse Ratched 3:27 Thu Oct 7
Re: Yorkshire tea

Punjana.


Thank me later.

Block 3:27 Thu Oct 7
Re: Yorkshire tea

Tea is all a bit bent now.

COFFEE, is for the real men of today.

Especially mocha choca frapacino.

SurfaceAgentX2Zero 3:34 Thu Oct 7
Re: Yorkshire tea

Coffee is getting gayer and gayer.

simon.s 3:40 Thu Oct 7
Re: Yorkshire tea

I bet you've got a Pret superscription Block son?

Block 3:43 Thu Oct 7
Re: Yorkshire tea

Ag ag ag, you're not wrong Surface son.

I'm a cappuccino man, WITH chocolate, obvs.

S son, I'm more of a CAFE NERO man.

Coffee 3:47 Thu Oct 7
Re: Yorkshire tea

Blimey, it's the Dump! Good to see you back.




Surface, bugger off.

yogib 3:50 Thu Oct 7
Re: Yorkshire tea

3:27 Thu Oct 7

Agreed that’s what I use

chedylan 2 4:01 Thu Oct 7
Re: Yorkshire tea

i like it , its better that typhoo

what do you recommmend then?

jack flash 4:08 Thu Oct 7
Re: Yorkshire tea

Fully agree as an imbiber of huge quantities of tea
Although it's fair to say that you generally get a very decent cup of tea in most places in Yorkshire as they seem to be proud of their tea, Yorkshire tea is rubbish and a total con
To the suckers who believe Yorkshire tea is real, ask yourself how much tea is grown in Yorkshire?
Have you ever been to Yorkshire, and while you were there did you ever see vast expanses of tea bushes growing?
I could reel off about 10 brands of tea which are considerably superior and better tasting
Their TV adverts get on my wick too with that moron Sean Bean and his over exaggerated Yorkshire accent 'Do it for Yorkshire!'
Do me a favour

Mike Oxsaw 4:10 Thu Oct 7
Re: Yorkshire tea

I've got a cupboard full of the stuff back at my drum in Thailand, all bought between 2006 & 2015 on trips back to the UK.

If it's turned to shit in that time I'll just turn it into Tea Wine.

PistonHammered 4:14 Thu Oct 7
Re: Yorkshire tea

Like Nurse said earlier...

PUNJANA by Thompson's.

Cracking cuppa!

Lee Trundle 4:17 Thu Oct 7
Re: Yorkshire tea

I was offered a cup of their MALTY BISCUIT tea, and also their TOAST AND JAM tea not so long ago.

The flavours were pretty much spot on and they tasted exactly how you'd expect it to taste.

Still not sure if I liked them though.

arsene york-hunt 4:48 Thu Oct 7
Re: Yorkshire tea

I stopped using Yorkshire tea when that cunt Sean Bean started to advertise it. He's a CUNT. I drink Assam or Lapsong Soochong now

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